Why, socks of course! And not just ANY kind of socks...the "interwoven" kind (aren't all socks made of interwoven material?) Yes, I am sure that this is what all men want...I'm willing to bet most dads today are letting out a grand sigh of relief that the vintage tradition of giving socks and ties is definitely passe.
OK, so I couldn't find any wittier vintage Father's Day ads on the Web...so let's just say...Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. (Ads courtesy http://www.adspast.com.)