Friday, May 28, 2010
Children of the Corn Flakes
Posted By Pam On Friday, May 28, 2010
Children, it seems, have been used in advertising since it was invented. While I can understand the homey appeal of using innocent looking tots to shill food products, once in a while you come across one that makes you want to reach for a wooden stake. I think a lot of illustrators way back in the day were out of touch with how human children actually looked. Unnatural looking and exaggerated facial expressions were the name of the game. Most of these have found their way to other retro sites, but they're too good not to recycle. I found most of these demonic looking spawns on the ultra cool retro site Plan 59. Don't say I didn't warn you...
Wow, and that's some humdinger of a lipstick you're wearing, kid!
Want your message to get noticed? Include a photo of a redhead with freckles. Unfortunately, this kid looks exactly like the evil Scut Farkus from A Christmas Story.
This child looks absolutely possessed...do not go near little Johnny when he's eating his Van Camp's beans.
Just plain creepy...the same kid recycled for various products:
This one really bothered me. Was it supposed be funny? If I ever caught a kid dunking my cat in dye, he/she wouldn't live to see their next birthday.