Because TV Guide's Editors Have No Life and Neither Do I...

My favorite radio station reported this morning that TV Guide went through every single Cheers episode to calculate Norm's beer tab after eleven years on the air. Normie owns Sam Malone somewhere in the vincinity of $64,000. Mmmmmmm.....beer! I think Dancing With the Stars should've passed on John Ratzenberger last season and invited George Wendt to participate instead. He needs to dance off some of that enormous beer gut!